If I've learned one thing in this life, it is that things are not always as they seem. Think of our dear friend Renee, for example - who by all appearances would seem to be a gentle and mild-mannered soul, so prim and polite in her lace frocks and velvet gloves... And then think again!
As evidenced in this Boston Globe article, Ms. Renee is actually a force to be reckoned with. Who knew??
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Come see for yourself this Friday night at the Coolidge Corner theater in Brookline, MA as she transforms herself into El Gekko the terrifying masked lizard! Watch in awe as she battles the deadly Conqueror Worm! I promise you folks - It will be a midnight match to remember...For more information on this event and others like it, visit www.lagatanegra.com.
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And now back to our regularly scheduled program...
